Small penises have feelings too.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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