OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
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