it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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