yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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