you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
foreskin is a definite game changer
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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