Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
apparently the secret to your success is patron
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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