I wish I could punch you in the face.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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