Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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