i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Randomize
