When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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