who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
you inspire me to be a worse person
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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