real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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