When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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