Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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