If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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