oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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