whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
My ATM looks so different sober.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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