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(224): View more from Illinois

Awesome. Ask her out.

(815): View more from Illinois

Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.

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(480): View more from Arizona

you are hot. that is all.

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who is this?

(480): View more from Arizona

the delivery driver from silvermine.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..

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(720): View more from Colorado

I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.

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(510): View more from California

Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?

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(716): View more from New York

OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING

(319): View more from Iowa

YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT

(716): View more from New York

I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT

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(614): View more from Ohio

Hey Girl, we got home safe!

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I know, I drove you

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