Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
God, I missed his penis.
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