I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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