we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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