I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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