his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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