IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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