if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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