Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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