I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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