paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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