So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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