So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
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