How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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