im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
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