I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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