he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
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