You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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