JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
