great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Hippo gnu deer
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I believe in your delicious
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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