google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
she peed on how many people?
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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