I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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