I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Randomize
