if you like me you must not know who I am
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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