Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
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