Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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