Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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