I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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