You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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