you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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