Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Randomize
