come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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