Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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