Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize