It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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