Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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