that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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