careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
she smelled like a LAN party
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
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