How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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