Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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